• me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

image



femburton:

the motto



wartortles:

if u have a nice butt there’s a 10,000% chance i wanna see it



“He may love you. He probably does. He probably thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life.” — this is really important (via dirtyberd)



nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER



v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.



“Whatever is going to happen will happen, whether we worry or not.” — Ana Monnar (via quotes-shape-us)



“Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.” —

Henry Ward Beecher

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)



rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job