refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash



lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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amandasjacuzzi:

i’m so horny

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1like1prayer:

when someone drags you and you dont have time to deal with their irrelevant ass

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“"I love you." ✓Seen at 3:23” — Six Word Story by Pien Pouwels
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one-after-nineonine:

i did a push up why am i still fat